In the Kyiv region, chronic alcoholic and minor-addicted Party of Regions member Vitaliy Gudzenko is running for the Verkhovna Rada. VIDEO

What qualities should an ideal candidate for parliament possess? Of course, they should be successful in life, educated, support the army, have their own charitable foundation, and be "closer to the people." The Petro Poroshenko Bloc interpreted this last point in its own way and decided to nominate Vitaliy Gudzenko, a confirmed alcoholic and—as his fellow villagers suspect—a lover of young women, as a candidate for parliament in the 92nd electoral district in the Kyiv region.

Although irrefutable documentary evidence of Vitaliy Ivanovich's chronic alcoholism has only recently emerged, his fellow villagers in the village of Ivanovka, Belotserkovsky district, Kyiv region, have long known about his drinking problems. According to local residents, most of whom work at his company, Agro-Lider Ukraine, Gudzenko's drinking became particularly severe after he became head of the Kyiv regional office of Serhiy Tihipko's Strong Ukraine party.
It was thanks to the dirty money-grab schemes that Gudzenko carried out with Sergei Leonidovich's first wife (and which the former deputy prime minister himself apparently knew about) that this ordinary collective farmer from Ivanovka amassed his initial capital. Rumors in political circles suggest that Gudzenko wormed his way onto the party lists through blackmail and threats.
At the time when life under Tyhypko's wing was beginning to improve, the farmer was just beginning his political career, gathering the poorly managed lands of the surrounding villages under the insatiable wing of his "revived" collective farm. According to local farmers, Vitaly Ivanovich sought the loyalty of the locals through simple bribery. For example, to get the villagers used to him, he paid them for their shares without using them for farming.
An enterprising collective farmer turned a common technological process – keeping the land “fallow” for better future yields – to his political advantage.
Rumor has it that it was then, having found his stride, that Gudzenko began celebrating his minor victories more and more often at the local tavern, as well as at his own restaurant by the lake. He began missing work for days, and then gradually retreated from political activity—a drinking bout, after all, was more enjoyable than dreary political councils.
Despite their outward image of teetotalers and athletes, Strong Ukraine somehow tolerated a notorious "alcoholic" from Ivanovka for about a year and a half. Sometimes he wouldn't sober up for days, causing him to regularly miss all kinds of meetings and gatherings. After his election to the regional council in 2010, the same fate befell meetings of that body, as well as meetings of the SU faction, of which Gudzenko, strangely, was the leader.
As a result, according to eyewitnesses, Vitaliy Gudzenko was quietly kicked out of "Strong Ukraine," although he himself remains convinced it was a political scam. For the same reason, Vitaliy Ivanovich didn't last even three months as deputy head of the Kyiv Regional State Administration. The then-governor, Anatoly Prysyazhnyuk, while fond of a drink, had a strong dislike for unbridled drinkers whose alcoholism negatively impacted their performance.
Chronic illness played its cruel joke on independent candidate Vitaly Gudzenko (no wonder, no one was going to recruit a man with bruises and a terrible hangover) during the 2012 elections. He showed up to half of his meetings with voters openly drunk, and slept through the rest completely due to a terrible hangover. During the election campaign, he even managed to appear drunk on TVi, where, instead of the announced topic of abuses in the electoral districts, Vitaly Ivanovich merely grunted and spouted words.
By the way, it is with the behavior of a cow that his fellow villagers compare the way Vitaly Gudzenko behaves after a drinking binge. Here is a fresh example from the comment thread under another custom-made laudatory article about our candidate: “I drink on Lake Vita and you probably knew how your praises V.I. Gudzenko get drunk there. It’s embarrassing to marvel at someone. The cow is there, and it’s better to get around. It ticks at people. The look of a worker...throwing the phone away from the water" (the spelling and style of the authors are preserved hereinafter - approx.)
Here we also find evidence of other flaws of the "politician and successful entrepreneur": it turns out Vitaly Ivanovich also enjoys carousing with minors. "How can a father take over a share of the village's children when he brings minors to the lake and does something like that... A fucking pedophile," and "To prison for a pedophile!" write fellow villagers. These comments could be ignored if a video hadn't been circulating online showing that very lake and dozens of young, uninhibited women (according to the description, an orgy is taking place on Journalist's Day) enjoying themselves in the company of an elderly farmer and his crew.
Vitaly Gudzenko himself says he expects to win these elections solely with the votes of the older generation. But what will he say when he looks into the eyes of grandmothers when they ask Vitaly Ivanovich about his penchant for strong liquor and the young bodies of their granddaughters and, perhaps, grandsons? The sooner they open their eyes to the real state of affairs with their beloved "boss," the less likely it is that the interests of the district—especially under the banner of the presidential team—will be represented in the Verkhovna Rada by a debauchee and alcoholic.

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