The Jade Core of Ukrainian Politics

Biden SenyaJoe Biden has deployed a very powerful jade rod to force the local, one might say, indigenous ruling "elite" into indefinite cohabitation. Everyone must remain in place and fight: a) corruption; b) Russia's terrorist aggression, which is pumping Donbas with "missiles," "militants," and, for some reason, "aircraft." In that exact order. Patriotic and, in some places, democratic forces must consolidate, roll up their sleeves, or Arseniy's, and get to work.

For a short time, the aforementioned core produced some effect. In any case, Mikheil Saakashvili has remained suspiciously silent for over two days about Yatsenyuk, who, according to him, steals a lot, not shying away from simple looting. Yatsenyuk himself suddenly perked up, sending mocking messages to the Presidential Administration calling for them to "unite and begin reforms." The Prosecutor's Office abruptly backtracked, withdrawing its charges against the Cabinet of Ministers for the embezzlement of 90 billion hryvnias, citing a "misunderstanding." BPP faction meetings are no longer held to avoid the traditional brawls and the usual accusations of corruption. The 15 members of the aforementioned faction, united in the "Anti-Corruption Platform" (Zalischuk, Nayem, Chervakova, Leshchenko, and other children of the "jade core"), feel chosen for a fateful "mission." Logically, all the other hundred-odd members of the presidential faction steal and engage in promiscuous sexual relations with the oligarchy, while they honor the moral code and believe in historical progress in the form of the absolute triumph of same-sex marriage. Cohabitation, so to speak, in its purest form.

And now it's very interesting to see how the government's report to the Rada on December 11 (Friday) will go. Any outcome will be a source of pure laughter in light of Joe Biden's valuable policies.

Naturally, there will be a proposal to send Kroleg packing. To be fair, it's worth noting that this idea isn't new; it has a long history, and the nation seems to be all for it. Biden, in fact, is completely up for it. However, in light of the cohabitation code that local politicians are required to adhere to, Arseniy should be arrested immediately after his report, cuffed, and taken to a basement for questioning, asking, "How did you end up leading this cancerous tumor of corruption?" In that case, the investigators conducting the inquiry will very quickly identify all the participants in the criminal conspiracy, a list of which can be found on the websites of the Cabinet of Ministers and even the guarantor of the nation. The entire People's Front faction, including Andriy Teteruk, who always espouses the principle of "not words, but a bottle to the head," should be declared an organized crime group. Logically, all members of the "united, pro-European coalition" are accomplices of the People's Front. Except for the so-called "vaginalists" (a slang term for members of Yulia Tymoshenko's faction). They have an alibi, since Krol stole their party, so the "vaginalists" are playing the role of the injured party.

Arseniy's resignation, with the explanation that he "intended to expose his true, corrupt face" and "mass theft," should lead to a whole series of arrests, searches, and jail terms. That's one thing. Secondly, the coalition that installed a scoundrel, a scumbag, and an adventurer who betrayed the US government as prime minister will have to be publicly disbanded. Thirdly, Kroleg's trail, if specially trained detectives are deployed, will undoubtedly lead to all participants in the embezzlement scheme, including the detectives themselves. This is the basics of detective work.
In that case, who will remove the "cancerous tumor of corruption"? Saakashvili, since he has nowhere else to go. Even assuming he becomes prime minister, within two weeks there will be irrefutable evidence of his involvement in corruption.

Let's consider the scenario where there are no votes for Kroleg's dismissal. A purely logical paradox arises: everyone knows the prime minister is stealing, yet the Verkhovna Rada covers up the corruption. How can Biden's promises be fulfilled? Sure, we could replace seven or eight cabinet members as part of a "government cleansing," but how can we then face the international community, which is supposedly planning to welcome the nation into European civilization? Meanwhile, the elite of the nation is openly extorting the gullible Dutch, whose paintings were stolen by the heroes of the volunteer battalions led by Oleh Tyahnybok and Valentyn Nalyvaichenko. The paintings are hidden in a safe place, and for their return, the patriots are asking for a modest compensation of between ten and fifty million euros. It's simply a cancerous tumor, no matter how you look at it.

Dissolving the Rada is also impossible. After all, the jade rod wasn't brought to Ukraine to hold elections once a year. That's a dangerous proposition in today's world. The nation is so corrupt that it could elect Kremlin agents.

Thus, a vicious, almost pornographic, circle has emerged. Arseniy Yatsenyuk must either become the second prime minister in Ukrainian history to be imprisoned, or remain head of government. There's only one solution: create as many anti-corruption bodies as possible, as this will allow the country to survive for at least some time under the total fight against corruption.

Alexander Zubchenko, page Facebook

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