The staunch "regional" Lyubomir Lonewski or the story of "Teletubby"

Of all Ukrainian corrupt officials, those from Lviv are undoubtedly the most cunning. They are remarkably quick to change their appearance and successfully steal under any government. Today, we'll tell you about one of them – Lyubomyr Nikolayevich Lonevsky, a trusted confidant of MP Vitaly Khomutynnik, nicknamed "Teletubby."

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Lviv residents call Lyubomyr Mykolayovych not only "Teletubby" but also "Turka," due to his origins in the Turkiv district. Incidentally, Lonevskyi ran for the Lviv Regional Council in this same district as the Party of Regions. During Yanukovych's rule, Lonevskyi was known as a staunch "Regionalist," which hadn't stopped him from calling himself a Ukrainian nationalist before, after the first Maidan. Even now, despite holding senior positions in the State Tax Administration of Lviv Oblast, Lonevskyi has successfully avoided lustration and serves as the head of the Lviv Oblast tax police. Presumably, he managed to avoid lustration because of the ATO. Of course. It's fashionable now. Lonevskyi is little known to the general public outside of the Lviv region, but even in Kyiv, insiders are well aware that "Teletuzyk" is the Lviv region representative of MP Vitaliy Khomutynnik, the master of all Ukrainian "envelopes," "cashings," and extensive smuggling routes. In principle, such a relationship is not surprising; both were former members of the Party of Regions. And there are no former members of the Party of Regions. Only dead and disguised ones.

 

Lyubomir Nikolaevich isn't liked by his fellow countrymen. Here are just a few reviews of him found online.

 

Such people as Kachmarsky (Gorodok), Mikhalchuk (Lviv), Shevchuk (Chervonohrad), Lonevsky (Drogobich) and Shiyovych (Stry) were born in the early days of reorganization. Werewolves in uniform and sires are the cardinals of the local authorities serving the Lviv region.

 

Lonevsky Lyubchik is a fellow countryman from the town of Turki, a SELLER from the PARTY OF REGIONS, who passed through the 56 districts from the party of regions, namely in the town of Turka, Lviv region. With Slavko Shiyovich, the local OLIGARCHS. Your places, Hotels, Bars, Restaurants. And the entire Turkivsky district with pelors has to pay for a quiet life, so that they don’t come from Lvov.

 

Werewolves in uniform Prishlyak, Petukhov, Tsunyak, Mikhalchuk, Kachmarsky, Lonevsky and Shevchuk have already chipped in with dough and paid the new Vlad. Grandfather was caught and the newcomer beats the doorsteps in Kiev for a pittance! like lustration.

 

“In the Drogobich and Drogobitsy districts, dog villains have been practicing for a long time, for information, all stolen dogs are transported to the Turkivsky district, and there is such a devil in us in the subordinate police Lonevsky Lyubomir, from and it seems people We have been informed that the stolen dogs should be taken to Turku, the breed is from the same family. In particular, 2 dogs were stolen from me, one was found across the river in Dublyany, and the other was bred in a field in the Turkivskyi district. Therefore, the brothers from Truskavets were fed by why сліду.»

 

Pekarchuk on the suitcases Prishlyak and Magdyak at the start of the report they wrote and, still keruet. The newcomer gathered in public and voiced that it is urgently necessary to close the unnecessary criminal records. If they wanted to make some more money, they called out to the figures on all sides and urged them to shut them down in a small wine town. So in the Drogobitsky district, Lonevsky forces his gopniks, so that it is still possible to ask for the Kerivnitsa and Lonevsky and Shiyovich for the best nutrition. Drive out provocateurs and swindlers from the authorities.

 

In the Lviv region in the city of Drogobich and Chervonograd there have been no changes for 10 years. In Drogobich, Lonevych replaces Shiyovich and Shiyovich Lonevsky. In Chervonograd, Shevchuk is either the chief or the first intercessor. The scenario is like in Russia Putin and Medvedev, and corruption in the local level also does not change in all hands and they are proud of it and it seems that the Party of Regions and Orange will be again Who will tell the Right Sector the stench will be under every control, more than a penny will be needed by every general who will not come to the head of the subordinate police of the Lviv region. BEFORE THE PRESENT RULE OF LUSTRATSIYA, THE ENTERPRISE WILL BE RE-REGISTERED INTO ANOTHER REGION because it is impossible to operate under such pressure. Glory to Ukraine!!!

 

Kachmarsky Volodya and Lonevsky Lyubomir Gorilchan magnates are condemning the entire region to falsification, and Podatkivtsi walk in circles and cannot reveal anything with such heroes.

 

Vova and Sergiy (foxes) from Lonevsky drive around Chervonograd and dig the mines under him.

 

While your ass was licked by Lvivsky, then Lvivsky was licked by Donetsk and even in the Drogobitsky district, the chief Lonevsky L.M. the fleet was paid for 150 thousand. BMW 7 dollars for 70 thousand dollars. Toyota 45 tis. dollars that Honda 35 thousand. dollars Intercessor Shiyovich Ya.L. Audi 50 thousand dollars Head of department Mercedes C class for 40 thousand dollars. DROGOBITSKY BEAUMONT, And what can I say about the Lviv Boss, I can’t recognize myself, they fly on airplanes. LUSTRATION IS NECESSARY.

 

Speaking of cars, the author of this post apparently isn't aware that the Lonewski family's fleet has been significantly updated since the Revolution of Dignity. It was replenished with a Toyota Land Cruiser 200. Lonewski's wife, trying to keep up with her friend, the wife of the scandalous prosecutor Priz, takes care of the car like a small child. She takes the little one to the official Toyota service center almost every month. But then again, why not, if all the car maintenance is paid for by... the manager of the local Toyota service center, a certain Pavel Vitalyevich Volkov. Why such charity? Perhaps in exchange for some services rendered by her husband? Or is this simply a Lonewski family business? Like, say, transporting contraband to and from Poland?

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By the way, the prices at the Toyota service station are simply outrageous. Over 200 hryvnias for a light bulb change! Incidentally, the Lonevsky family doesn't even pay for the car wash. It's paid for by the alleged owner of the station, Mr. Volkov. Strange, isn't it?

(to be continued)

 

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