Facts about the majoritarian elections that drew laughter from “Our Pennies”: drug fighter against Dobkin, Yushchenko’s press secretary in Donbass, pro-Russian communist Amar Husseinovich from Golosiev...
Dobkin against the drug fighter
District No. 178 Kharkiv region, Balaklia city. The most popular nickname here is Dmitro Dobkin, brother of the ex-governor.
There is a wealth of archival data about Dobkin and drugs. And Dmitro Markovich himself recently became the hero of a video clip, which was recorded as being in front of the Verkhovna Rada Hall.
It’s funny that in the middle of buying unknown competitors in the Dobkin district, Volodymyr Goshovsky, the first protector of the head of the State Drug Control Service, is coming.
Donetsk bitterweed versus high-spirited bitterweed?
District No. 176 (Kharkiv region, Chuguiv metro station). The most popular nicknames are ex-people's deputy-"regional" Pavlo Klymets and people's deputy-"regional" Dmitro Shentsev.
One of the largest burner manufacturers (TM “Olympus”) recently entered into a scandalous confrontation between “Ukrspirt” and Podatkova. However, the context of the elections reveals another aspect.
Klimets go samovisuvantsem. And the “Petr Poroshek Bloc”, hanging here by such an associate as Leonid Shmandiy. Sonya Koshkina's report from the BPP had a short remark about him: “Leonid Shmandiy. Factory "Prime".
The funny thing is that one of the distilleries in Klimets is called “Prime”. So we can see some cool “competition” between the bitter tycoon from the Party of Regions and the Visuvan member of the new party in power.
"Regional" versus business partner Sold
District No. 52, Donetsk region, Dzerzhinsk metro station. The most popular nickname is People's Deputy Igor Shkiria.
A businessman-concrete worker with a rich mandate from the Party of Regions, having rejected a strong competitor - the commercial director of PJSC "Centrenergo" Oleg Zhebsky.
It will be fun if Zhebsky talks more about the “regional” Shkiria Minute, and the people’s deputy talks about tender successes and business connections of a competitor. For example, in 2011-2012, Zhebsky’s company “TD Energovugillya” sold vugill worth UAH 2,5 billion to the also powerful Donbasenergo. And Zhebsky was then known as the commercial director of Donbasenergo itself. And those who immediately leaked to the sovereign “Centrenergo”, with the singing right of the affiliates, can be explained by Zhebsky’s business connections. For example, he is known as a sponsor of the Vuglegirska wealth factory together with the current Minister of Energy and Coal Industry Yuri Prodan.
Competition between managers of Yuri Yenakievsky
District No. 53, Donetsk region, Yenakiieve city. This territory has been occupied by DPR terrorists, so there will be no choice here. A surprising number of candidates have registered here. Just like that.
Director of External Economic Activity of LLC "Karpatibudinvest" Oleg Nedav against the defender of the General Director of LLC "Primetrans Company" Igor Kucherov.
It is important that these companies are offended by the grouping of People's Deputy of the Party of Regions Yuriy Ivanyushchenko and his partner Ivana Avramova (pictured). About “Karpatibudinvest” - here and here, about “Primetrans” - here and here.
A few more jokes from the districts of the stormy Donbass.
What have Yushchenko’s people forgotten in Donbass?
The mayor of the terrorist district No. 107 (Luhansk region, Lisychansk metropolitan area) has a number of familiar nicknames - for example, people’s deputy “regional” Sergei Dunaev, ex-minister of coal industry Віктор Топлов (in the hours of President Viktor Yushchenko). However, what’s the point, what district has as many as 21 candidates from Kiev?
It’s also interesting what the people of ex-president Viktor Yushchenko forgot when the Luhansk region was occupied by terrorists? Her media PR personality Valentina Rudenko submitted an application for district No. 110 (Alchevsk), and press secretary Irina Vannikova submitted an application for district No. 111 (Sverdlovsk). Have you forgotten how they harassed their boss?
Father against son
District No. 114 (Lugansk region, Luganska village). In the unwisely controlled district, there is a battle between fathers and children. And here came People’s Deputy “Regional” Valery Moshensky and his son Valery Moshensky, who works as an engineer at his father’s creation of the company “BMK Planeta-Bud”. There is a real conflict between the ex-mayor of Odessa Oleksiy Kostusev and the former mayor of Odessa region Oleksiy Goncharenko, so there will be a game of giveaways - to evaluate the local elections.
Spravzhnya "cotton wool" against Ukraine
District No. 113 (Lugansk region, Svatovo metro station). In the area where the Lugansk regional administration is based, voting may take place.
On the right is that one of the most famous supporters of separatism, Valery Golenko, the head of the Lugansk region (pictured below), is hanging around here. And ex-People's Deputy of the BYuT Vitaliy Kurilo, rector of the Lugansk National University named after Taras Shevchenko, supports this.
The voting here can show the “degree of violence” in the free territory of terrorists. This is even more relevant for the discussion about the coordinates of the park between Ukraine and the terrorist Donbass.
There are few jokes in Western Ukraine, some of them are technological.
Солдати і кольни
For example, in constituency No. 68 (Transcarpathian region, Uzhgorod), people’s deputy-“regional” Vasyl Kovach (the leader of the municipal oblenergo) is going against Kovachi.
And in view of the “freedom” of Irina Sekh in district No. 119 (Lviv region, Brody metropolitan area) there will be unforeseen competition - with nine opponents from the third country and the military, who fought and are fighting in the ATO zone. Let’s make sure that the fighters do not ruin the gentleman’s agreement about the non-aggression between “Svoboda” and Poroshenko’s bloc, which killed no one in this district.
District No. 141 (Odessa region, Tatarbunari metropolitan area) gave a flood of namesakes. In this constituency, People’s Deputy “Regional” Vitaly Barvinenko and three namesakes are running, as well as Sergey Dubovy, brother of People’s Deputy of the “Batkivshchyna” Oleksandr Dubovy, against whom three were also nominated namesakes.
The largest number of clones was donated by the Internet Party of Ukraine. In the districts of the Odessa region and Kiev, there were dozens of people who decided to officially change their name and nickname to Darth Vader. So we can do some cool sociology – voting for which character in “The Dawning Wars” will show which district has more inadequate voters.
It’s also cool that the main “Darth Vader” is completely civilly running around under the normal PIB Dmitry Ivanovich Golubov from the “Petro Poroshenko Bloc” in district No. 136 (Odeska region, Suvorovsky district of Odessa). Yogo was called the “Godfather” of Ukrainian cyber crime and was arrested for hacking. The first axis is of such a candidate.
"Right Sector" against the SBU
District No. 39 of Dnipropetrovsk region, the center of the district is near the Vasylkivka municipality.
The most popular nickname here goes to candidate Dmytro Yarosh from the Right Sector. There are no more foreign-Ukrainian stars, except for the great head of the department “K” of the Ukrainian State Security Service in the Dnipropetrovsk region, Volodymyr Kovtun.
It’s cool, as Kovtun, based on the materials of the SBU, to learn more about Yarosh’s connections with the FSB. Borismov is already rich enough that Privat’s head PR man Boris Filatov (before the speech, himself a candidate for People’s Deputies) wrote in the name of the leader of the “Right Sector”: “All this talk about him being an FSB agent... Nonsense.”
It will be even more fun if Yarosh talks more about Kovtun’s passing. There's something to hear about.
And finally it’s a joke, which is mind-boggling on all counts.
Communist Al-Anni Amar Husseinovich for Russia near Kiev
District No. 211 (Kiev, Golosiivskyi district). The candidate of the Communist Party, which I still think has not been defended, is the head of the ideological department of the Moscow Communist Party Al-Anni Amar Husseinovich (pictured on the right).
This character, having come up with the idea during the war with Russia, to dabble with rumors about “close integration with the Russian Federation” and “Tasked about association with the EU.” Anyway, what “degree of vata” will Golosiyevo show.
Юрій Ніколов, Our Money
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